January 2012
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October 2011
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August 2011
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whydoihaveablog:
hipsterwavves:
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July 2011
3 posts
March 2011
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February 2011
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Why Canadians Shouldn't make Documentaries
Just watched Falang: Behind Thailand’s Smile (aka Bangkok Girl). (Side note: there are way more google hits for farang (western spelling) than falang (thai spelling). Proof of google’s racism? (NO because that’s not how search engines work. I don’t care.)) Anyway. It is an interesting subject (who doesn’t want to learn about Thai sex tourism?) but made in the...
January 2011
7 posts
Or facial recognition!
Because I just found another person in Lie to Me that was also in Bones!
Why am I not in Linguistics?
I shouldn’t be as good as I am at picking out fake Korean accents. Watching Lie to Me and was able to pick out a not full krn. He’s Korean and Japanese (and was also in Bones and Fast and the Furious, which I also knew. Damn I’m good!) but looks Japanese not full krn. But anyway the real point was there was supposed to be the Korean Ambassador with a Korean accent and it was...
Gettin' real right now
Watching a Ken Burns docu on the Shakers and shopping online at Urban Outfitters. You know you wanna get with this.
December 2010
5 posts
Why I am Still Sleepy
Abi: (sleeeeping)
Revolver: meorw. meorw. meorw.
Abi: (sleeping)
Revolver: MEORW. MEORW. (pats face with hand full of claws.)
Abi: (mouthbreathes)
Revolver: (jumps up and down briskly on stomach and lungs) MEOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Abi: (pulls covers over head)
Revolver: (races back and forth over bed, Abi, pats face) meorrrrww? MEOOOORW?...
nothing like neuroses
I hung out with people last night! People that aren’t cats! (meeeeuuuuooooorrrrrr.)
Harmless crazy woman at starbucks
An often seen but little commented on variety: lonely, a little crazy, possibly recently homeless. Her highlights haven’t grown out yet, at least, but the oversize puffer and holding another puffer make me wonder. She seems nice but has a sample cup and keeps going back to talk to these guys. It’s mostly sad, because whatever her situation is, she is obv very lonely.
October 2010
3 posts
@ohthisisreallife
ohthisisreallife:
lereveur:
This is true. I really did fail at this when we tried to adapt blaxploitation films into our lives and I fell asleep within the first 10 minutes of Coffy hahaha
Don’t worry haha we still get nice things.
guuuuuuuuurrrl if you ever need to know the magic of Dolemite, Shaft, Willy Dynamite, the Mack, etc, hit me up! I have a fairly expansive collection of...
The Magic of the Internet
I wanted to download some of the songs that Meg and I used to listen to in the car WAY back in the day, but all I could remember is that they were acappella songs, and that I had originally downloaded them from Amazon. THANK GOODNESS Amazon is amazing, and I had added items to my cart in 2004 (I use a different account today, and the email used to sign in doesn’t even work any more!) by the...
September 2010
8 posts
Worst fisheries scientist ever
Cody and I are spending real American money to watch such TV gems as “Zombie Strippers” and “When Fish Attack”
I have the internet
and all I’ve done is looked up beauty reviews and made a list of documentaries to watch on netflix. My life is awesome.
Monique's Words of Wisdom p II
Now it just feels exploitative.
Monique's Words of Wisdom
“Sexual abuse is a bitch, especially when you can’t tell nobody”
August 2010
11 posts
and my Jolly Pong’s are fighting global warming. Thanks, puffed corn snack!
new lows
Going grocery shopping exhausted me so much that I’ve lost the will to cook dinner. Being a Real Adult starts tomorrow.
braindrmble
My favorite part of the day is when I am just falling asleep or just woken up, and am daydreaming. I sometimes get mad if I fall asleep too fast and don’t get to daydream.
But my favorite part of the actual day is when I open and sit at Starbucks at 530am by myself and drink my coffee and listen to Billie Holiday and the day is full of promise and I am slightly delusional from lack of...
GOOGLETHIS
When I search myself, I don’t like the results that come up. TIME TO WRITE MY NAME ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
abi kammerzell
640 in the morning- coffee, tumblr, elvis costello, and a CREEPER THAT WONT STOP STARING AT ME.
almost all beautiful except I am afraid for my life (jokes?)!
why are shrieking babies everywhere? I AM A DELICATE/CROTCHETY OLD WOMAN WHO NEEDS SILENCE TO CONCENTRATE!
OK she keeps talking to him in this soft baby voice and holding his hand and rubbing it against her thigh. I would have thought she was a young girl trying to take all his money.
At Barnes and Noble
My puritan-bred sensibilities are offended by the Italian family in front of me. Conversation! Too much affection between father and daughter! (he keeps holding her hand and touching her back and brushing her hair, and had the mother and son not been here, it would have been super creepy.) My americanness is showing, I dont understand physical affection!
I am also offended by the fat girl...
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
2 posts
Due to early childhood associations
Alfred Hitchcock and Winston Churchill will forever be the same person.
10 things about my personal style
1) I always wear black tights with skirts or dresses. If I could dye my legs black, I would.
2) I wear boots 6/7 of the time. Summer or winter, rain or shine.
3) If I am wearing pants, they are BDG skinnies that really are a second skin. I believe that they should function as cotton tights. But I only wear pants once every other week abouts.
4) My two most commonly worn pieces of jewelry...
March 2010
13 posts
this is a test
But don’t worry, the 70s will still make an appearance.
Mystery Solved!
So, even with the Sex and the City movie coming, plus having had TWO NEW BABIIIIES (she’s over the moon/the did not come from her womb/matthew broderick is a homo/making sexy-time a no show) we have seen/heard very little from Sarah Jessica Parker.
I’ve discovered why. She is researching the role, for a touching Lifetime Original Movie Event, of one young man’s struggle to...
