Abi: (sleeeeping)

Revolver: meorw.  meorw.  meorw.

Abi: (sleeping)

Revolver: MEORW.  MEORW.  (pats face with hand full of claws.)

Abi: (mouthbreathes)

Revolver: (jumps up and down briskly on stomach and lungs) MEOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Abi: (pulls covers over head)

Revolver: (races back and forth over bed, Abi, pats face) meorrrrww?  MEOOOORW?  MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWW!

Abi: meorw? (pets Revolver.  goes back under covers)

Revolver: NOT SO FAST.  PET MEEEEEEEEE!

Abi: (waves hands around his face.  maybe this will show him?  maybe he will fall asleep?  maybe I will finally get more than 5 hours of sleep and stop questioning things like life and my own existence.)

Revolver: PURRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRR (stomps)

Abi: (under covers)

Revolver: (head butt.  head butt.  HEADBUTTHEADBUTTHEADBUTT.)

Abi: (gets up and turns on computer)

Revolver: (loses interest, scampers off)