When I was young, it was hip to be square.  (No, it wasn’t, but since I just got a supernintendo and Donkey Kong Country, we’ll go with it.)  Now, it’s hip to be sad.  WHY YOU SO MELANCHOLY, YOUTH?  I would be that woman in 1967 who still has big helmet hair and a girdle, confused at how everything changed while I was out driving my Thunderbird.

When I was young, it was hip to be square.  (No, it wasn’t, but since I just got a supernintendo and Donkey Kong Country, we’ll go with it.)  Now, it’s hip to be sad.  WHY YOU SO MELANCHOLY, YOUTH?  I would be that woman in 1967 who still has big helmet hair and a girdle, confused at how everything changed while I was out driving my Thunderbird.