My puritan-bred sensibilities are offended by the Italian family in front of me.  Conversation!  Too much affection between father and daughter!  (he keeps holding her hand and touching her back and brushing her hair, and had the mother and son not been here, it would have been super creepy.)  My americanness is showing, I dont understand physical affection!

I am also offended by the fat girl wearing cuffed light wash denim shorts, purple ankle socks and black sparkly low-top chucks.  No.